*Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
\n–
\n*Me:* Here they are.
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\n*Police:* They are incomplete.
\n–
\n*Me:* Check them well, they are complete
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\n*Police:* Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
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\n*Me:* I go burial
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\n*Police:* Who die?
\n–
\n*Me:* Na one Policeman
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\n*Police:* Wetin kill am?
\n–
\n*Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
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\n*Police:* Na your friend?
\n–
\n*Me:* No
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\n*Police :* Your relation?
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\n*Me:* No
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\n*Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial?
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\n*Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
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\n*Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter
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\n*Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
\n*(The policeman was staring at me now)*
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\n*Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.
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\n*Police:* Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again.<\/p>\n
*Me:* Thank you sir… but I just want to appreciate you.<\/p>\n
*Police:* Oga abeg go na, I no want…shuoo, infact I be no be police i be vigilant\u00e9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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