{"id":37564,"date":"2021-12-18T09:42:34","date_gmt":"2021-12-18T08:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/?p=37564"},"modified":"2021-12-18T09:42:34","modified_gmt":"2021-12-18T08:42:34","slug":"uefarcical-sergio-aguero-et-al","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/?p=37564","title":{"rendered":"UEFArcical, Sergio Aguero et al"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">UEFA had its\u00a0balls in all the wrong places earlier this week, resulting in a far more entertaining Champions League draw than we&#8217;re used to.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A comedy of errors first saw Manchester United wrongly drawn against Villarreal \u2013 a team they faced in the group stage \u2013 before United were then&nbsp;<em>not&nbsp;<\/em>included in the pot to be drawn against Atletico Madrid.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course, European football&#8217;s governing body did what any prestigious institution would do in the embarrassing circumstances: blame someone else.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>\u201cFollowing a technical problem with the software of an external service provider that instructs the officials as to which teams are eligible to play each other, a material error occurred in the draw for the UEFA Champions League Round of 16.&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAs a result of this, the draw has been declared void and will be entirely redone.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Outrage followed, as expected,&nbsp;especially as Lionel Messi&#8217;s Paris Saint-Germain were originally supposed to face Cristiano Ronaldo&#8217;s Man Utd&nbsp;for another battle of the Ballon d&#8217;Or hogs. Instead, PSG will face Real Madrid.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some good did come out of the botched draw, however, with sage pundit Michael Owen offering up some of his trademark wisdom, stating: \u201cEveryone is going to have a better or worse draw&#8230; unless you draw the same team.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In honour of the great man, we&#8217;ve dug out some other gems Owen has shared over the years \u2013 enjoy:<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;If there\u2019s a bit of rain about, it makes the surface wet.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;Footballers these days often have to use their feet.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;Blackburn have got two strikers on and they\u2019re both playing up front.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;Whichever team scores more goals usually wins.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;It\u2019s a good run, but it\u2019s a poor run, if you know what I mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;That\u2019s completely unstoppable but the goalkeeper has got to do better for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;He\u2019s elbowed him in the head, but there\u2019s nothing in it for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;That would\u2019ve been a goal had it gone inside the post.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;That\u2019s a fantastic penalty, but he\u2019ll be gutted it went wide.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 &#8220;It\u2019s hit the facial part of his head, there.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Celebrating a living legend<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If any of you didn&#8217;t see Sergio Aguero&#8217;s retirement press conference, do yourself a favour and avoid it \u2013 save yourself the tears.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having had to hang up his boots due to a heart condition, the Argentine struggled to speak at times, such was the intensity of his emotions.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead, the best course of action is to do what you should always do when something great comes to an end:&nbsp;remember the good times.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Across his career, Aguero:<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 Became Manchester City&#8217;s all-time leading goalscorer \u2013 a record he set all the way back in 2017<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 Became the record holder for most goals scored at one Premier League club (184)<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 Became the record holder for most hat-tricks in the Premier League (12)<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aguero was so deadly, in fact, that he averaged a goal every 108 minutes in England&#8217;s top tier, comfortably the best rate of any player with more than 20 goals.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, our pals at Opta told us that&nbsp;<strong>he could play another 2,520 minutes of Premier League football without scoring and still have the best ratio<\/strong>. Ridiculous.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some other interesting facts: He scored five times in a 6-1 win over Newcastle, only the fifth player in history to score five in a Premier League match and the only non-European to do so. Those other guys played 90 minutes, too \u2013&nbsp;<strong>Aguero only needed 66<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aguero is also the only Premier League player to score twice in his first and final appearances in the competition.&nbsp;<strong>In both games, he was introduced as a substitute<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course, he will be most fondly remembered for scoring arguably the most famous goal in English football&#8217;s history, the stoppage time winner against QPR back in 2011-12 that saw Man City clinch the league title at the expense of eternal rivals Man Utd.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">93:20 forever, Kun&nbsp;\u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>No-bameyang<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For someone so rapid, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang sure has problems with being on time.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having been convinced to stay at Arsenal last year, the Gabon international was tasked by Mikel Arteta to spearhead his rebuilding project on the pitch, given the captain&#8217;s armband and thus expected to set standards and lead by example.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fast forward to now and&nbsp;the striker has been stripped of the captaincy&nbsp;for his \u201clatest disciplinary breach\u201d and dropped from Arsenal&#8217;s squad, with Arteta as yet giving no indication as to when Auba will be selected for a matchday again.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It may come across as harsh at a glance, but the fact that the Gunners&#8217; statement on the matter included that word \u201clatest\u201d&nbsp;pretty much says it all.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, plenty was made of the 32-year-old being dropped from the starting XI after turning up late for a north London derby \u2013 one of Arsenal&#8217;s most important games of the season \u2013 while he had also broken strict Covid protocols earlier this year. And that&#8217;s just the ones we know about.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His latest infraction, as confirmed by&nbsp;<strong>GOAL<\/strong>, saw him return to the club from abroad a whole day later than was originally agreed. For Arteta, that was the last straw.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still, Arsenal fans might not be too bothered given Aubameyang&#8217;s dreadful form this season and the fact that the club are currently occupying a Champions League spot. Essentially, what happens next for the striker is anyone&#8217;s guess.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Covid chaos<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A concerning spike in coronavirus cases has led to a raft of postponed matches in the UK, with&nbsp;no less than nine Premier League fixtures having been called off to date.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a result, only five matches from England&#8217;s top tier will be played this weekend (at time of writing anyway).<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elsewhere,&nbsp;Real Madrid have revealed that they are now up to six confirmed cases&nbsp;within their playing staff, including Gareth Bale and Marco Asensio.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At present, Sunday&#8217;s clash with Cadiz is set to go ahead, but that could change quickly if more positive cases are recorded.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Concerns have also been raised over&nbsp;whether the 2021 Africa Cup of Nations will go ahead, with the European Club Association threatening to withhold players due to fears over medical safety.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AFCON organisers continue to claim that the tournament in Cameroon will go ahead, however, and asserted that there is a \u201cplot\u201d against them and that the ECA&#8217;s statement contains false information.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It won&#8217;t be long until we find out what&#8217;s happening there, though, as the competition is set to kick off on January 9.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Other stuff<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some good news arrived on Friday as&nbsp;Christian Eriksen was released by Inter, meaning he can start looking for a new club outside of Italy.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Dane, of course, had to be fitted with a defibrillator after collapsing on the pitch during his country&#8217;s first match at Euro 2020 and Serie A rules prohibit players from competing with such devices installed.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There has been talk of a return to former team Ajax, where Daley Blind has been playing with a similar device to Eriksen&#8217;s without incident.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another player who may be on the way out of Inter is Alexis Sanchez, with&nbsp;<strong>GOAL<\/strong>&nbsp;having learned that&nbsp;Barcelona are considering a January move for the Chilean, who enjoyed a successful three-year stint with the Blaugrana in the past.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The decision to look at Sanchez likely stems from the fact that their first-choice target, Manchester City&#8217;s Ferran Torres, will not come cheap, making it unlikely that a club in such a delicate financial situation would be able to afford a winter swoop.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was some&nbsp;crazy drama in the semi-final of the Arab Cup, with Algeria defeating Qatar 2-1 courtesy of a goal in the 17th minute of stoppage time. Yep, 17, you read that right.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An incredible nine minutes of time was the original amount added on, which would see Qatar find an equaliser in the 97th minute.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A VAR review of that goal pushed the game even further into added time, before another twist in the tale saw Algeria awarded a penalty in the 105th minute.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mohammed Belaili&#8217;s initial effort was saved, but he turned in the rebound as the clock hit 107 mins.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, the draw for the 2022-23 UEFA Nations League was completed on Thursday \u2013 without any balls-ups, we should add \u2013 and the next edition of the competition&#8217;s &#8216;group of death&#8217; sees England pitted against both Italy and Germany. Hungary are the unlucky fourth side.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u25aa\ufe0e By <strong>Goal.com<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UEFA had its\u00a0balls in all the wrong places earlier this week, resulting in a far more entertaining Champions League draw than we&#8217;re used to. A comedy of errors first saw Manchester United wrongly drawn against Villarreal \u2013 a team they faced in the group stage \u2013 before United were then&nbsp;not&nbsp;included in the pot to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":37565,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5778],"tags":[4363,4364,4365],"class_list":["post-37564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-sports","tag-algeria","tag-eufa","tag-sergio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/everyday.ng\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}